feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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