On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Still dying that you shit outside
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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