If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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