i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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