u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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