I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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