Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
