i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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