just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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