Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I want to fling myself into the sun
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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