we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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