is your mom at the bar?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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