I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
