You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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