question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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