Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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