I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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