Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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