brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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