You can't special order awesome
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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