Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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