I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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