There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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