Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I love you. Go after that dick
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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