coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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