some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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