the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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