Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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