I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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