i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Farmville is her only friend.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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