Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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