EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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