quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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