you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
