Pappa wants mamma naked
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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