You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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