just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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