went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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