I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He passed out mid-signature
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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