Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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