none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
