For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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