So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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