I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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