shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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