I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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