Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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