If i come over, it means nothing
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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