What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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