Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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