I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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