out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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