Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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