what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize