And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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